Jon Kyl Is Sorry If He Gave Anyone The Impression That The Things He Says In Public Are Factual As you may recall, during today's lengthy Pap Smear Armageddon/Government Shutdown 2011 pageant play, Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) stood on the floor of the upper chamber, telling the C-Span cameras and gathered attendees that abortion was "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does." THE TRUTH IS, HE LIED! AND NOW HE ADMITS IT! Kyl's office has walked back the statement, in perhaps the most hilarious and cowardly way possible:
This afternoon, CNN brought on Planned Parenthood's Judy Tabar to discuss his comment. During the interview, CNN anchor Don Lemon relayed a statement from Kyl's office walking back the comment, claiming the statement was not meant to be "factual": LEMON: We did call his office trying to ask what he was talking about there. And I just want to give it you verbatim here. It says, 'Kyl's remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.' (Kyl LIED and ADMITS He Lied!!)
Jon Kyl, "Don't believe the words coming out of my mouth!"
ReplyDeleteKyl, "When I LIE, I am illustrating a point. When others LIE, they are LIARS!"
ReplyDeleteJohn Kyl,
ReplyDelete"My remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions."
Where's the lie after he explained himself?
LOL Anon!
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL ROTFLMAF!
It reads:
"Don't read the words coming out of my mouth. Don't believe your lying eyes!"
LYING Kyl said, "90% of what planned parenthood does is abortions."
THIS IS A LIE! (Anon, do you get this? Hello? Do you understand? HE LIED!!!)
Therefore, anything that follows is irellevant! I HOPE you understand.
"John Kyl,
ReplyDelete"My remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, a organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions."
Where's the lie after he explained himself?""
Anon, really?! really....
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Anonymous asks, "Where's the lie after he explained himself?" Yeah, I'd want to remain anonymous too after making such an asinine remark. Now I've got a question for you: Are you honestly that daffy or were you just being facetious?
ReplyDeleteSo it must be OK, then, for me to say that Jon Kyl spends 90 percent of his time in the Senate drooling and farting. I mean, my remark wasn't intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Kyl, as a doddering old man for whom the facts don't matter, produces some amount of saliva and methane.
Anonymous asks, "Where's the lie after he explained himself?" Yeah, I'd want to remain anonymous too after making such an asinine remark. Now I've got a question for you: Are you honestly that daffy or were you just being facetious?
ReplyDeleteSo it must be OK, then, for me to say that Jon Kyl spends 90 percent of his time in the Senate drooling and farting. I mean, my remark wasn't intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Kyl, as a doddering old man for whom the facts don't matter, produces some amount of saliva and methane.
Anonymous asks, "Where's the lie after he explained himself?" Yeah, I'd want to remain anonymous too after making such an asinine remark. Now I've got a question for you: Are you honestly that daffy or were you just being facetious?
ReplyDeleteSo it must be OK, then, for me to say that Jon Kyl spends 90 percent of his time in the Senate drooling and farting. I mean, my remark wasn't intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Kyl, as a doddering old man for whom the facts don't matter, produces some amount of saliva and methane.