Arpaio is Crying Crocodile Tears: He Cancelled His Birther Party Because Nobody Came!

Arpaio and his Tea Party Patriots have pulled the plug on Pat Boone and cancelled their Sept. 22 "Birther" bash at the city's Celebrity Theatre "due to inadequate ticket sales."

The venue's website touts an "intimate atmosphere of this 2,650-seat theater in the round" with an "extremely rare revolving stage."
Prices of entry ranged from $10, for tickets purchased in advance, to $25 if you wanted a "Meet and Greet" with the Maricopa County sheriff , who is pushing for a " Congressional BIRTHER investigation into the fraudulent documents produced by the [ Obama ] administration."