Assimilation. The ANTI CIR zealots always talk about Assimilation. What does it mean? Leading ANTI CIR advocate Tom Tancredo said, "Throughout history, people who are not WHITE Anglo-Saxon have become American by adopting a WHITE Anglo-Saxon culture." He insists all minority immigrants have to become WHITE Northern Europeans if they want to assimilate to become Americans.However, as all minorities know, we cannot become White nor can we become Northern European. So what is a minority to do? If you do choose to assimilate to Tom Tancredo's view, here are directions directly from ole Tom.
Tom says:
1. Bleach your skin White: Today, skin whitening products are available in the form of creams, pills, soaps or lotions. The mechanism of permanent whitening is usually by the breakdown of melanin by enzymes. Of course this is dangerous to your health and may cause severe skin damage. You might even die from it, but you will become an American..."What me worry."
2. White Hair: You need to get rid of the black hair. Dye it and dye it and dye it dirty blonde, just like mine!
3. Clothing: There are many websites that can help you with proper clothing to assimilate. However, you can start with plaid shirts, cowboy boots and hats. Go to Cowboy Outfitters and you will find a good supply. Make sure you wear your jeans nice and low. Yee Haw!
4. Speech/Language: Speak English, dag gummit! Don't speak Mexican. That shxt hurts my ears! Don't go to skool or learn to speak that stupid French or Eye-talian. Stick with English. Let's getterdone!
5. Food: No more tacos for you! Eat some hot dogs, tater salad and pickles like a reel American.
6. Music: Only listen to Willie Nelson and Lee Greenwood! I luv dem boys!
7. Skools: No need to go to college or learn grammar. Just speak English, dag gummit!
8. Homes: Get out of the city. Get out of the city. Go up to the hills. Buy yerself a house and put it on a lot! You can get a good deal here!
9. Christian Values and Sex: Marry yer woman and put her in the trailer. Keep her barefoot and with child her whole life. She don't need no daggum edycation. Just keep her ta home. Make her go to church with the chillun. And fellers, let me hep you out. When the ole woman is at church, you come with me and I'll show you some reeeaaaallll lovin in my neck of the woods! (wink wink) Y'all come down now, hear?!








